What's your ideal job?

My ideal job would be talking--just talk about whatever. An appendage and subsidiary job to the ideal would be that of a notetaker, occasionally writing something someone else would want to read. I would report to work everyday and be given a topic and start talking about it. The destination of the discussion would be secondary to simply letting the discourse flow. It would resolve itself, rather than passively being resolved in the interest of time. When something profound is stated it would be written down. When something trivial is stated it would be left alone and the discussion would progress seamlessly over it. Today I would talk about how productive I have been at work g-chatting and then writing this useless paragraph.